What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 09:36
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Ah so!”
Live and Let Die
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
You Only Live Twice
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-J W Pepper
-”She is very sexyful!”
How conservative the Japanese people really is? And the government?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-All the bad guys are black.
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
From Russia With Love
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
A View to a Kill
What are some questions obviously just asked for sexual gratification?
The Man with the Golden Gun
Dr No
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Diamonds Are Forever
Octopussy
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Goldfinger
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Moonraker